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Rommel - WTF?!
You know when I wrote that 'Bad Pr0nz' Transformers fic for the Spring Kink comm I really didn't think anyone would take that bit with Ramjet and Thrust seriously. And I sure as fuck didn't want to inspire anyone to write a serious fic about it, much less find it sexy!!! I think the good ole' Rule 34 just came back to bite me in the ass. ⌐_⌐

If you're feeling masochistic here's a link to what I'm talking about, courtesy of the TF Anon Kink meme (of course).
Note: For those of you on my F-list who aren't TF fans, you're probably better off by-passing this one for the sake of your sanities.

Not Work-Safe, Brain-Safe...heck, it's not Anything-Safe!

...Aaaand unfortunately I can't ever un-see what I just saw. 'Scuse me while I go find a rock to hide under in shame.

Be Careful What You Wish For...

  • Dec. 5th, 2009 at 2:55 AM
Ghost Dragon

You know, I never should have complained about the lack of snow. The weather's gone absolutely frickin' cold - not the happy, magical let's-build-a-snowman-and-have-hot-cocoa cold; it's a blizzardy, icy-cold, huddle-under-a-ton-of-blankets-and-pray-for-spring cold.

Anyways, enough of my bitching. Have meme.

Yonder Lies the Meme... )

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The State of the Fanfic

  • Dec. 1st, 2009 at 12:48 AM
Crowley
I signed up for a bunch of Spring Kinkfest prompts back in early Oct feeling full of ambition and the conviction that I was going to complete them all on time and become a fanfic superstar (okay, that last one is an exaggeration). But between then and now shit happened at school and pretty much killed my muse ded for a good while, among other things. I've sort of muddled along with these prompts as best I can and here's where I am right now:

Nov 1 - Temeraire, Laurence/Tharkay: Trust and vows (promises are kept or broken; loyalty or betrayal; absolute trust or doubt; fidelity or infidelity; blindfolds or bondage as trust symbols; commitment or fear of commitment; acts of devotion; marriage vows; unconditional love; blood brothers and oaths; showing trust/faith in someone's abilities) - it's all about trust. -In Progress

Nov 14 - Transformers (G1), multiple Autobots; embarrassment - "How is it that when Ravage breaks in here, the Decepticons get all sorts of valuable information, but when we break into their base, we only come back with their porn?" -DONE

Nov 18 - Transformers (G1), Prime/Starscream: dystopia - Pleasure was taken where it was available; they had to have /something/ worth going on for.
-This one keeps trying to eat my brain and turn into a huge, long fic. I know who the requester is so I think I'll bounce a few ideas off her before I do anything with this.

Nov 21 - Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), Lust/Wrath: behind everyone's backs/not what it looks like - people always expect the President to keep a mistress. -DONE

Nov 26 - Good Omens, Anathema/Newt: portents - shadows stretching further than they should. - Defaulted

Nov 29 - Transformers G1; Starscream/Skyfire: longing - I still remember the way you used to be. - Defaulted

I decided to chuck those last two prompts back into the comm's pile of unclaimed prompts and maybe I'll get them the next time around. Or maybe someone with better time-management skills will. ⌐_⌐

I can has snow plz?

  • Nov. 30th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
X-mas Dragon
It rained last night. Rained. Where the hell is our snow?! Usually it starts sticking by mid-November, but I haven't even needed my winter jacket it's been so warm this year! Damn you global warming!

I need to get on my Christmas shopping as well as get all my Christmas cards mailed off to familly and friends - I left it kinda late last year. ⌐_⌐

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FMA Winry
Title: The Other Woman
Fandom:
FullMetal Alchemist
Characters: Lust, Wrath
Rating: PG
Warning: Suggestive content and minor violence
Prompt: [Nov. 21] - Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), Lust/Wrath: behind everyone's backs/not what it looks like - people always expect the President to keep a mistress.
Summary: Lust has a very important social engagement to keep.
Notes: I took some liberties with the characters and I'm not sure how well I have Wrath/King Bradley pegged. I also played around a bit with Lust's personality and how it relates to her name and the nature of the sin. Please tell me what you think of it all, I've got no problem with accepting criticism, so have at it. :)

X-posted to [info]springkink

The 'visits' had been going on for such a long time... )

Cooking FAIL

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Rommel - WTF?!
Tried to make lemon chicken today. I won't share the gory details, but the end result was that the lemon sauce sucked donkey ass. I thought it tasted way too salty and Colin thought it tasted way too lemony, so together we decided it was a bust and dumped in the trash and ordered pizza from Panago. Oh well.

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TF2007 Frenzy
Title: Top Secret
Author: [info]jill_dragon
Rating: Hovering somewhere between PG-13 and R
Warning: Non-explicit: slash, pornography, BDSM, sex toys, bestiality and a whole wack of other kinky shit - none of which is meant to be taken seriously.
Prompt: [Nov.14] Transformers (G1), multiple Autobots; embarrassment - "How is it that when Ravage breaks in here, the Decepticons get all sorts of valuable information, but when we break into their base, we only come back with their porn?
Summary: The Autobots discover the perils of poking around in Soundwave's private files. Pure and utter crack. I'll warn you right now that the pr0n is very bad, but I deliberately wrote it that way so hopefully it'll make a few of you guys laugh a time or two. ~_^

X-posted to [info]springkink

In MS Word this got filed under Really_Bad_Pr0nz.doc )

ZOMG, YAY!

  • Nov. 14th, 2009 at 8:24 PM
Ghost Dragon

I got Olympic tickets, I'm so happy!!!

It took watching the Vancouver2010 site like a hawk all day long but I managed to score two seats for women's playoff hockey and two seats for curling. It's mostly the hockey tickets we're interested in, we may sell the curling tickets since as of now all the Olympic tickets are sold and can only be acquired through resellers. Having the Winter Olympics so close-by is a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'm so happy that Colin and I can take part in the experience. I've got relatives we can stay with in Vancouver so we'll save the cost of (what would probably a very expensive) hotel room.

*does a happy-dance* :DDDD

Good Thing I'm Not Trypanophobic

  • Nov. 14th, 2009 at 3:06 PM
Run!
Got the swine flu jab today. My family doctor has been literally vaccinating every patient that comes in her door and because she'll be away next week she scheduled time this weekend to vaccinate the rest of her patients, including me, my parents and brother. I can't say enough about what a wonderful doctor she is, for someone to give up what little free time they have for the sake of their patients is an example of extreme dedication. And while my family doesn't fall under that category many of her patients are from lower income families who probably wouldn't be able to easily get the vaccine otherwise.

I also got the regular flu shot for safety's sake (and hey, it was free - yay health care) so I got a needle in each arm. The one the swine flu shot was injected into is a bit sore but other than that there doesn't seem to be any side effects. Now hopefully it'll do me some good. The problem with a new illness like this, my doctor tells me, is that no one really knows much for certain yet, even the professionals. Right now we're all the guinea pigs. Nice thought, isn't it? ~_^

Ten Thousand Villages

  • Nov. 14th, 2009 at 1:19 AM
Celtic Stone

This afternoon my mother and I met up to go to the annual Ten Thousand Villages craft fair. For those of you who don't know, Ten Thousand Villages is a non-profit organization that sells fair-trade artisan products from over 40 third-world countries. The things they sell are all handcrafted and there some absolutely gorgeous and unique things for sale - plus it all goes to a good cause, the money going directly to the artisans and helping to improve their lives. Here's a link to their website: http://www.tenthousandvillages.com/

At the fair they sell everything from handwoven fabrics, to beautifully decorated tableware, to jewelry, to food items, books, music, toys, stationary, sculptures, the list goes on. I bought a beautifully woven bread basket, a tea mug painted with blue dragonflies, some chai tea (yeah, yeah, I can hear you all groaning from here), some X-mas decorations, a container of cinnamon, a jar of fruit chutney, and a bar of 70% dark chocolate. Prices were generally very reasonable and I came away very satisfied and happy with the items that I'd purchased.

Canadian Police Chase

  • Nov. 12th, 2009 at 1:24 AM
Ghost Dragon
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Roasting Pepitas (Pumpkin Seeds)

  • Nov. 10th, 2009 at 9:11 PM
Inferno

This evening I decided to finally do something with the bag of (cleaned and dried) pumpkin seeds that's been sitting on the counter since Halloween.  My one good-sized pumpkin generated a surprisingly small amount of seeds - only between 1/2 to 2/3 of a cup.  The recipe I used was really simple.

Preheat the oven to 300F
For every one cup of pumpkin seeds you're supposed to add:

  • 1 tablespoon of vegetable oil (I used olive oil) 
  • 1 teaspoon of salt (I did half table and half seasoning salt)
*I scaled the amount back a bit to reflect the amount of seeds I had.
Spread the mixed ingredients thinly on an un-greased baking sheet and put in the oven. 
They cook for 40-45 minutes, but they burn easily so they need to be checked and turned every 10 minutes or so. 

The result was a touch on the salty side but it still made a nice, tasty snack.  Given the rate the boyfriend-creature is eating them at, I don't suspect they'll last very long. :D

TF07/WW2 Fic - Ch.3

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Ghost Dragon
Title: (Series is untitled thus far)
Chapter: Ch. 3 - A Day Like Any Other 
Fandom: Transformers 2007 movie
Rating: PG (for now, rating will likely go up)
Summary: What if the Cybertronians had landed on Earth sixty years earlier than they did during their search for the Allspark? They would have landed smack in the middle of one of the largest and most devastating conflicts of the 20th century.  How would their presence change things, both for themselves and for the people of Earth?
Notes: Not exactly the most scintillating thing I've ever written but it exists mostly to establish the setting and the characters, both in context with canon and with history.  It took me bloody forever and drove me half-insane, but it's finished even if I'm not 100% happy with it.  If anyone has any criticisms at all regarding anything, I don't care how scathing it might be, I'd still like to hear it.  Actually I'd like to hear from you even if you don't.  :)
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Another case of 'Machines Behaving Badly' )

Another Cooking First

  • Nov. 3rd, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Celtic Stone

For supper I had a go at cooking squash, which is probably the most common vegetable in the stores right now.  I picked up a piece of hubbard squash at the last Farmers' Market of the year (Oct 30) without really having any idea what to do with it; so today I decided to look to Google for some inspiration.  Not being a terribly experienced cook I opted for one of the simplest, basic recipes I could find.  

  • 2 lbs. squash
  • Lemon juice
  • Brown sugar
  • Butter
  • Salt
  • Pepper
Instructions:
Cut squash into quarters, remove seeds and fiber.  Place in a pan with 1/4 inch of water.  Sprinkle with brown sugar, salt, pepper and lemon juice and dot with butter.  Cook covered (I used tin foil) in a 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.  Uncover, baste adding more butter if necessary and bake 30 minutes longer or until tender
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It actually turned out quite decently.  I could have maybe used 3-4 minutes more cooking time, some of the squash in  the center was firmer than it should have been; but other than that it was quite tasty, reminiscent of pumpkin and sweet potatoes.  Colin and I both agreed that it would probably go good with streak or some other red meat (which we didn't have time for this time 'round unfortunately). 

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The All Hallows Eve Report

  • Oct. 31st, 2009 at 11:20 PM
Celtic Stone
Only a handful of kids showed up unfortunately, but then I don't think that there are a lot living in the complex.  Ah well, MOAR CANDY FOR MEEEE!!!!!  XD

Here's some photos of the pumpkin I carved - try not to laugh too hard. ;)
Wacko Jacko, the Pumpkin )

Halloween also came to Dragon Cave and I managed to snag two of the special 'harvest' eggs that were dropped as well as create one of the rare and illusive zombie dragons.  

Braaains, BRAAAAINS! )

Okay, now it's bedtimes for moi because I can barely keep my eyes open and my posts are getting progressively more inane. :D

Happy Halloween!

  • Oct. 31st, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Abhorsen

This used to be my favorite holiday so it's a shame I've grown past the age where it's acceptable to go trick-or-treating.  It's still loads of fun getting into the spirit of things; last night Colin and I went to a friend's Halloween party and ended up watching Army of Darkness on the friend's big screen ("This is my BOOMSTICK!" Yeah!) and having a blast.  However I solemnly swear I will never, ever let Scott mix my drinks again as the cocktails he was passing out were three quarters hard liquor. 

We got a pumpkin today, and I swear Colin picked the dirtiest one he could find, it was so covered in mud.  I just finished scooping out the pumpkin guts and carving it, though I made sure to save the seeds for roasting.  Mmmmm.  I should also stop eating the candy or there won't be any left for any kids that come by.  I'd sell my soul for Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.... *drools*  XD

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Spring Kinkfest (Again)

  • Oct. 31st, 2009 at 12:20 PM
Killer Rabbit
Yes, time for another round of Spring Kink.  I admit I went crazy this time and took a bunch of prompts - this was before all the troubles with my professor started and my muse went on vacation.  Still I'm going to do my best to finish them all, if not on the exact date then at least within the month. 

Nov 1 - Temeraire, Laurence/Tharkay: Trust and vows (promises are kept or broken; loyalty or betrayal; absolute trust or doubt; fidelity or infidelity; blindfolds or bondage as trust symbols; commitment or fear of commitment; acts of devotion; marriage vows; unconditional love; blood brothers and oaths; showing trust/faith in someone's abilities) - it's all about trust.

*This one definitely won't be on time but it's too awesome and I love the Temeraire series too much for me to drop it. 

Nov 14 - Transformers (G1), multiple Autobots; embarrassment - "How is it that when Ravage breaks in here, the Decepticons get all sorts of valuable information, but when we break into their base, we only come back with their porn?"

Nov 18 - Transformers (G1), Prime/Starscream: dystopia - Pleasure was taken where it was available; they had to have /something/ worth going on for.

Nov 21 - Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), Lust/Wrath: behind everyone's backs/not what it looks like - people always expect the President to keep a mistress.

Nov 26 - Good Omens, Anathema/Newt: portents - shadows stretching further than they should.

Nov 29 - Transformers G1; Starscream/Skyfire: longing - I still remember the way you used to be.

If anyone is interested in participating in this round you can still join in [info]springkink, there are plenty of prompts that haven't been claimed yet.  ^_^

TF2: Revenge of the Fallen

  • Oct. 27th, 2009 at 10:26 PM
TF2007 Frenzy
I finally got around to watching TF2: Revenge of the Fallen last weekend when the boyfriend-creature bought the Blue-Ray (Colin: "I got the VERY LAST steel case - Squee!").  It was a pulse-pounding, fast-action movie with lots and LOTS of explosions, like you'd expect from a Micheal Bay movie.  On the latter in particular he doesn't disappoint. 

Spoilers Beyond This Point )

I Can't Believe This Shit!

  • Oct. 22nd, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Rommel - WTF?!
Well when I sent a polite email to my professor/former employer inquiring about the fact that 'Hey I had signed all the required forms and I still hadn't been paid the money I was owed', that asshole managed to exceed himself with the rude, vitriolic reply he sent me.  I have HAD IT with the bastard!  His behavior is infuriating, grossly disrespectful and extremely unprofessional both as an employer and a professor.  I have been trying to resolve this as peacefully, but I am NOT going to stand for him browbeating me and slandering me to potential employers.  If that jerk-off thinks he can talk trash and intimidate me he's got another thing coming, I've faced down far scarier people than him.  *psychotic snarl*

Trick or Treat Meme

  • Oct. 20th, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Crowley
Abi, Exie, and Bella, why are you all being so meeeean to me??? :'(
(LOL, j/k)

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
Jill_Dragon goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a teapot.
aaaaaah gives you 4 milky white tropical-flavoured gummy worms.
eeriechan tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
keaalu tricks you! You get a rotten egg.
miss_m_cricket gives you 11 green mint-flavoured gummy bats.
momotouchesduck gives you 19 dark green watermelon-flavoured pieces of taffy.
muffins_of_god tricks you! You get a wet rag.
papercrownqueen gives you 19 tan tropical-flavoured gummy worms.
shiome gives you 3 red chocolate-flavoured gumdrops.
silverspidertm2 tricks you! You get a used tissue.
techno4tomcats gives you 17 milky white licorice-flavoured jawbreakers.
Jill_Dragon ends up with 72 pieces of candy, a rotten egg, a wet rag, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

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